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Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy

drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

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greathaircut:

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around

thebluezebra:

offendedguy:

video game characters arent fuckin attractive

THEN EXPLAIN THIS

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unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

shavingryansprivates:

get a hold of yourself tropicana lemonade

shavingryansprivates:

get a hold of yourself tropicana lemonade

fatherway:

Please help me

guys i got this new dildo but i’m not sure how it works?

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