Darling, you'll be okay

humourbitch:

Rise and shine? More like rise and dine where’s breakfast 

potatoandotherwise:

swanqueenandrizzles:

tarclis:

my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that

my sisters dad

there is a such thing as half-siblings hello

potatoandotherwise:

swanqueenandrizzles:

tarclis:

my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that

my sisters dad

there is a such thing as half-siblings hello

You hurt yourself on the outside, to try to kill the thing on the inside
Girl, Interrupted (via radical-losers)

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

wulyfclan:

Stop rewarding boys for common sense/decency 2014

Im just really sad

guy:

guy:

if u think of it, eating junk food is basically like sex u don’t have to shave ur legs for

image

i can just imagine u stickin ur dingledonker into a donut hole